By Brian O’Leary, Contributing Writer and Matthew Amstutz, Perspectives Editor From the sauciest of unfair trade factories in southeast Asia comes the newest [...]
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By John Miller and Jon Hershberger Funnies Editors Hey guess what, you’re on camera! Well, if you’ve taken a stroll through Schrock [...]
Read moreInside/Outside Voices 11/29
Hi, this is Hans Jacob Weaver and I would just like to say that I enjoy Arizona Tea. I buy [...]
Read moreInside/Outside Voices 11/15/12
I am an independent man. I don’t need no woman! - Allegedly Grant Miller Marshal’s beard holds many secrets. - An anonymous, yet [...]
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Apple cider and hotdogs rock my world! Go Goshen. - Ryan Wengerd [...]
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Hello, I would just like to thank you for filling me in on all the useless knowledge from Howell house [...]
Read moreConnector connections
By Jonny Hersh Funnies Editor After walking through the Connector for the third time this year, I realized how much I miss [...]
Read moreClimate devastates regional flora, fauna expected to perish soon
By Reuben Ng Contributing Writer A devastating wave of plant-death is beginning to roll across the northern hemisphere. Botanical expert Leif Barc [...]
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Hi, this is Jared Miller and I wanted you to know that I just love alumni weekend because there are [...]
Read moreThat intolerable obfuscation: A grievance I can bear no more
By Reuben Ng Contributing Writer I would like to bring to you a brief qualm I have with the Dining Hall which, [...]
Read moreI am not a lion, says Brian
By Brian OLeary Contributing Writer I would just like to state now that I am not, nor have I ever been, a [...]
Read moreInside/Outside Voices 9/27
"Hi, this is Molly Kraybill calling. Shout out to to best Record editor, B. Kraybz. I hope you put a [...]
Read moreInsert autumn pun here
Why yes, it’s almost that time of year again. School has begun anew. First-years are awkwardly squawking about performing strange, [...]
Read moreAn ode to Goshen
By Jon Hershberger Funnies Editor From first year to super senior I think we’d all agree That Goshen’s a fine school, to earn [...]
Read moreNot just a mail problem
By Jonny Hersh Funnies Editor Don’t get me wrong, my parents are very smart people. However, I always wondered how wise it [...]
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