The Record

Goshen College campus newspaper

  • Home
  • News
    • Administration Coverage
    • Title IX
    • Study-Service Term
    • Climate Change
  • Features
    • For the Record
  • Arts
  • Perspectives
  • Sports
  • Funnies
  • COVID-19
  • About

The end is nigh

  • By Jacob Landis-Eigsti
  • April 21, 2011
  • 0 Comment

Well, it has been a pleasure being your funnies editor for a solid three semesters.  I hope in my time [...]

Read more

Top 10 articles I never got to write

  • By Jacob Landis-Eigsti
  • April 21, 2011
  • 0 Comment

11.  How to look like an overachiever by writing more than you need to 10.  Gah!  I have to write three [...]

Read more

The trouble I have with acronyms (TTIHWA)

  • By Jacob Landis-Eigsti
  • April 14, 2011
  • 0 Comment

People these days throw all types of acronyms at us all the time, they assume that everyone knows what they [...]

Read more

Changes on the horizon

  • By Jacob Landis-Eigsti
  • March 31, 2011
  • 0 Comment

Due to budget cuts, today the Record announced that the funnies page will no longer feature any humor. “These are tough [...]

Read more

Giving the best speech in the universe

  • By Jacob Landis-Eigsti
  • March 23, 2011
  • 0 Comment

In honor of the C. Henry Smith Peace Oratorical Contest, I thought I’d give you a few of my own [...]

Read more

Night of the Evil Pillows

  • By Jacob Landis-Eigsti
  • March 17, 2011
  • 0 Comment

So, I decided for today’s paper I ought to share with you a true story that happened to me last [...]

Read more

Constructive criticism conundrum

  • By Jacob Landis-Eigsti
  • February 17, 2011
  • 0 Comment

I think almost all of us have needed to peer review another student’s paper.  Sometimes however, there is just not [...]

Read more

But what to do on a Valentines Day?

  • By Jacob Landis-Eigsti
  • February 10, 2011
  • 0 Comment

Alright, after the wisdom from last week, I am sure you are all in an awesome relationship by now.  Valentines [...]

Read more

How to write a paper like a college student

  • By Jacob Landis-Eigsti
  • February 05, 2011
  • 0 Comment

There’s lots of advice about being a productive student.  Most of it seems pretty unrealistic.  While bits of advice like [...]

Read more

Top 10 Ways to Survive a Goshen Winter

  • By Jacob Landis-Eigsti
  • February 05, 2011
  • 0 Comment

10.  Only take classes that are close to your living area. 9.  Carry around pictures of the sun. 8.  Watch movies that [...]

Read more

Romantic comedies can teach us everything we will ever need to know about love

  • By Jacob Landis-Eigsti
  • February 05, 2011
  • 0 Comment

Valentines day is only 12 days away, so time is running out to express how you feel about some one.  [...]

Read more

2011: I resolve that this year will be awesome

  • By Jacob Landis-Eigsti
  • January 20, 2011
  • 0 Comment

January is a time of reflection and insanely cold temperatures.  It is time to think about the new year of [...]

Read more

The Plague 2.0 – Bieber Fever

  • By Jacob Landis-Eigsti
  • December 02, 2010
  • 0 Comment

I am sure that many of you are aware that The Great Plague of 2010 has come and gone.  However, [...]

Read more

Stinson continued from page 1A

  • By Jacob Landis-Eigsti
  • December 02, 2010
  • 0 Comment

…DARY!!!  It’s going to be legendary!  I’ve got the entire thing booked. There’s going to be polar bears, a chocolate [...]

Read more

Harry Potter and the Curse of the Strange Plot Holes

  • By Jacob Landis-Eigsti
  • November 17, 2010
  • 0 Comment

With the seventh Harry Potter movie coming, I decided it is time to point out a few of the plot [...]

Read more
1 2 3

Recent Articles

  • Crosswords with Caleb Shenk – 2/11/21 (Answer Key)
  • Aguilar wins peace oratorical contest
  • Globe staff receives 29 nominations by Intercollegiate Broadcasting Systems
  • 2021 commencement to take place in person

Archives

Socials

Goshen College Links

  • 91.1 The Globe
  • Goshen College

Goshen College Communications

The Communication Department at Goshen College offers majors in broadcasting, communication, journalism and public relations. Concentrations are available in film and multimedia for students who choose to major in communication. The department manages several media properties, including: The Correspondent, a television program; 91.1 the Globe, a radio station; and The Record, a weekly newspaper.

socials

Copyright © 2021. Madidus Theme by CreativeKingdom & Different Themes