Well, it has been a pleasure being your funnies editor for a solid three semesters. I hope in my time [...]
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People these days throw all types of acronyms at us all the time, they assume that everyone knows what they [...]
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Due to budget cuts, today the Record announced that the funnies page will no longer feature any humor. “These are tough [...]
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In honor of the C. Henry Smith Peace Oratorical Contest, I thought I’d give you a few of my own [...]
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So, I decided for today’s paper I ought to share with you a true story that happened to me last [...]
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I think almost all of us have needed to peer review another student’s paper. Sometimes however, there is just not [...]
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Alright, after the wisdom from last week, I am sure you are all in an awesome relationship by now. Valentines [...]
Read moreHow to write a paper like a college student
There’s lots of advice about being a productive student. Most of it seems pretty unrealistic. While bits of advice like [...]
Read moreTop 10 Ways to Survive a Goshen Winter
10. Only take classes that are close to your living area. 9. Carry around pictures of the sun. 8. Watch movies that [...]
Read moreRomantic comedies can teach us everything we will ever need to know about love
Valentines day is only 12 days away, so time is running out to express how you feel about some one. [...]
Read more2011: I resolve that this year will be awesome
January is a time of reflection and insanely cold temperatures. It is time to think about the new year of [...]
Read moreThe Plague 2.0 – Bieber Fever
I am sure that many of you are aware that The Great Plague of 2010 has come and gone. However, [...]
Read moreStinson continued from page 1A
…DARY!!! It’s going to be legendary! I’ve got the entire thing booked. There’s going to be polar bears, a chocolate [...]
Read moreHarry Potter and the Curse of the Strange Plot Holes
With the seventh Harry Potter movie coming, I decided it is time to point out a few of the plot [...]
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