Hello again, dear readers. I don’t know if you have realized this yet, but this issue of The Record is [...]
Read moreInside/Outside Voices 4/11/13
"Eight months ago Becca Yoder returned from Peru SST. Eight minutes ago I picked a dead nit from Becca Yoder's [...]
Read moreHare’s the truth about Easter
By Brian O'Leary, Funnies Editor As some of you April-or-May not have noticed, this past Sunday was Easter. Now I [...]
Read moreHare's the truth about Easter
By Brian O'Leary, Funnies Editor As some of you April-or-May not have noticed, this past Sunday was Easter. Now I [...]
Read moreObjection! New Conscientious Objector released
By Brian "The Lion" O'Leary, Funnies Editor Breaking news: The Conscientious Objector, Goshen's secondary source of humor, finally released another issue [...]
Read moreInside/Outside Voices 3/14/13
"Yeah this is Josh Snyder, King-o-the-Castle of Goshen Athletics. I just want to shout out to the soccer team, my [...]
Read moreA fiery new symbol
By Brian "the Lion" O'Leary, Funnies Editor In light of John D. Roth’s call during convocation for the construction of a [...]
Read moreInside/Outside Voices 2/21/2013
"Hello, this is Josiah Simpson. I would just like to say anybody at Goshen College is welcome to challenge [...]
Read moreInside/Outside Voices 2/14/2013
"Hello this is Kaleb 'Short Tie' Batten calling to let everyone know that I can say anything and get it [...]
Read moreShenanigans! A call for legal action
By Brian O'Leary, Funnies Editor Last week the Goshen College community heard disturbing news that some hooligan had been using a [...]
Read moreInside/Outside Voices 2/7/13
"Hi, my name is Indy Miller and I am inside voices but I am outside voices right now because I [...]
Read moreAn encouraging letter
Fill in the blanks with your own words! Dear, I know that you have decided to on your career as [...]
Read moreStandouts of the month: January
By Brian O'Leary, Funnies Editor Here in the Funnies section of The Record, we toss criticism around like it's confetti. We [...]
Read moreAuditing SST: a petition for GC reform
As a senior Bible and Religion major, I have been around the Goshen College block, so to speak. I have [...]
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