Hello again, dear readers. I don’t know if you have realized this yet, but this issue of The Record is [...]

"Eight months ago Becca Yoder returned from Peru SST. Eight minutes ago I picked a dead nit from Becca Yoder's [...]

By Brian O'Leary, Funnies Editor As some of you April-or-May not have noticed, this past Sunday was Easter. Now I [...]

By Brian O'Leary, Funnies Editor As some of you April-or-May not have noticed, this past Sunday was Easter. Now I [...]

By Brian "The Lion" O'Leary, Funnies Editor Breaking news:  The Conscientious Objector, Goshen's secondary source of humor, finally released another issue [...]

"Yeah this is Josh Snyder, King-o-the-Castle of Goshen Athletics. I just want to shout out to the soccer team, my [...]

By Brian "the Lion" O'Leary, Funnies Editor In light of John D. Roth’s call during convocation for the construction of a [...]

"Hello, this is Josiah Simpson. I would just like to say anybody at Goshen College is welcome to challenge [...]

"Hello this is Kaleb 'Short Tie' Batten calling to let everyone know that I can say anything and get it [...]

By Brian O'Leary, Funnies Editor Last week the Goshen College community heard disturbing news that some hooligan had been using a [...]

"Hi, my name is Indy Miller and I am inside voices but I am outside voices right now because I [...]

Fill in the blanks with your own words! Dear, I know that you have decided to on your career as [...]

By Brian O'Leary, Funnies Editor Here in the Funnies section of The Record, we toss criticism around like it's confetti. We [...]