Hello again, dear readers. I don’t know if you have realized this yet, but this issue of [...]

"Eight months ago Becca Yoder returned from Peru SST. Eight minutes ago I picked a dead nit [...]

By Brian O'Leary, Funnies Editor As some of you April-or-May not have noticed, this past Sunday was Easter. [...]

By Brian O'Leary, Funnies Editor As some of you April-or-May not have noticed, this past Sunday was Easter. [...]

By Brian "The Lion" O'Leary, Funnies Editor Breaking news:  The Conscientious Objector, Goshen's secondary source of humor, finally [...]

"Yeah this is Josh Snyder, King-o-the-Castle of Goshen Athletics. I just want to shout out to the [...]

By Brian "the Lion" O'Leary, Funnies Editor In light of John D. Roth’s call during convocation for the [...]

"Hello, this is Josiah Simpson. I would just like to say anybody at Goshen College is [...]

"Hello this is Kaleb 'Short Tie' Batten calling to let everyone know that I can say anything [...]

By Brian O'Leary, Funnies Editor Last week the Goshen College community heard disturbing news that some hooligan had [...]

"Hi, my name is Indy Miller and I am inside voices but I am outside voices right [...]

Fill in the blanks with your own words! Dear, I know that you have decided to on [...]

By Brian O'Leary, Funnies Editor Here in the Funnies section of The Record, we toss criticism around like [...]