We thought you’d be interested in hearing some of the chitchat that’s been circulating since we accepted the prestigious position of co-editors of the funnies section.
“I’m not going to lie to you, there is no way that they will live up to my legacy. But it’s cute that they’re trying!” — Former funnies editor, Greta Lapp Klassen
“Anna is definitely not the least funny person I’m friends with.” — Anonymous
“So what I’m hearing is that now that I’m friends with two Record editors, I’m very very cool.” -Suzanna Yoder, who is very much not cool.
“I don’t know what ‘The Record’ is.” — Passerby
“If the news about the funnies editors is real, I might consider transferring. (Unless they write an article about me.)” — Diego Torres
“Who put those schmucks in charge?” — Customer waiting for their Java milkshake. Looking back maybe they weren’t even talking about us.
“Caleb and Anna are my favorite people to turn to whenever I need a laugh. Their comedic genius never ceases to amaze me each and every day that I have the privilege of knowing them.” — Wesley Beck
“Why?” — The Alumni Network