Senior fun time happy games

Senior fun time happy games

Hayley Brooks

Contributing Writer

hjbrooks@goshen.edu

Photo Contributed by: Maria Jantz

Photo Contributed by: Maria Jantz

Senior year is all about having fun: nonstop fun, just games all day everyday. I have compiled a list of fun games I’ve played this year, so all you young-folk can look forward to your future:

  1. How many times can I misspell the phrase “compulsory heterosexuality” in one paper?
  2. Am I going to eat this entire jar of applesauce in one night?
  3. How many documents can I have open at once? So far my record is 16.
  4. What new corner of the library will I take a nap in today?
  5. How many hours can I spend in the Union computer lab?
  6. How many times will I see that first-year before I know their name?
  7. How intimidating can I make my resting face while eating alone at the Rott?
  8. How long will I stare at this poem (or thesis or art piece or whatever) until it just magically finishes itself?
  9. How many times will I write “throughout my college career” today?
  10. How many meals will I get out of this box of mac and cheese?
  11. Will I eat my weight in chocolate this week?
  12. How many times will I say “you can do it” to myself between my room and Newcomer before my snot freezes?
  13. How far can I throw my body to reach whatever fell off the bed before I fall off?
  14. How many snow penises will I see today?
  15. Guess that person by their walk across campus.
  16. How many man buns will I see today?
  17. How many new pixie cuts will there be this week?
  18. How many Buzzfeed tests can I take in one day?
  19. What important item (key, ID card, etc.) will I lose today?
  20. How can we make stealing Rott food fun without Elsie there anymore?
  21. What new bathroom will I discover on campus today?
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