Top 10 Ways to Survive a Goshen Winter

10.  Only take classes that are close to your living area.

9.  Carry around pictures of the sun.

8.  Watch movies that take place during summer.

7.  Complain.

6.  Wear eight-nine coats at a time.

5.  Tell your teachers you are sick and take a trip to Florida.

4.  Bake and eat warm cookies constantly.

3.  Rock the snuggie.

2.  Close your eyes and pretend it’s warm.

1.  Go into hibernation.

Written by Jacob Landis-Eigsti

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