10. Octomom’s Octuplets Each Give Birth to Octuplets
9.   Economy Improves
8.   Newspaper Headlines Are Now To Be Using Words Like “Are” and “And”
7.   Ballot Recount Makes McCain President
6.   Goshen Students Embrace Four Year Residency
5.   Your Shoe Is Untied
4.   Lck f Vwls Plgs Nwspprs
3.   Ninety Percent of Toasters Recalled
2.   Environment Apocalypse Approaching … no, but … seriously
1.   Hummus No Longer Delicious