Archives for the ‘funnies’ Category
En-Cage-ing Study
By Aaron Kaufmann • Nov 11th, 2009 • Category: funniesAs I sit here looking out of the second story window of the library, I have come to the realization that things are changing on campus. Neither the typical change from green to gold to bare that the trees make, nor the precipitation going from rain to snow, nor even the...
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350, A conspiracy?
By Michael Neumann • Nov 4th, 2009 • Category: funnies
As many of us know, there has been a lot of talk about this whole ‘350’ stuff on campus, and I for one, have become quite skeptical. ‘350 this and 350 that,’ gheeez! I’m starting to forget there are even other numbers out there! Unless you’ve been living under a...
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English: Putting the Graham in Grammar
By Aaron Kaufmann • Nov 4th, 2009 • Category: funniesHave any of you ever taken an English course and been completely confused by just about every aspect of it? I certainly know that I have. English is the most confusing language I can think of! Our very language is littered with literary hypocrisies and shortcomings....
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Last night, we came to a realization
Oct 28th, 2009 • Category: funniesBy: Jacob Schlabach and Beth Glick Last night, we came to a realization. Someone needs to invent a shirt that constantly gives a lower-back massage. They make shirts with flaps that allude to opening animal mouths, so surely we’re just steps away from a wearable...
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Grey Shirts: What to do if you encounter a bear
By Michael Neumann • Oct 14th, 2009 • Category: funnies
Go Green-shen Go!
By Aaron Kaufmann • Oct 7th, 2009 • Category: funniesI suppose that you have all heard about this “Going Green” that Goshen is apparently taking part in. But how many of you have actually thought about what that actually means, or what the consequences might be to us, the students? Now don’t preemptively call me a...
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Weathering Goshen
By Aaron Kaufmann • Sep 30th, 2009 • Category: funniesRemember those good old days, namely last week, when the weather was B-E-A-utiful and the sun shone so warmly? Well, I hate to break it to you, but those days are gone for a long long time now. (Somewhere in the background either the rumble of thunder or the booming...
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Your mom sent you a friendship request
By Michael Neumann • Sep 24th, 2009 • Category: funnies
If you ask me, there are two different types of people in this world. There are people who will laugh at image 1.1 (see right) and there are people who will not. The people who will not, just so happen to be the people who have had a mother or father join Facebook and...
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Funnies Page Too Big
By Aaron Kaufmann • Sep 16th, 2009 • Category: funniesWell, people, I have come to the realizaion that the funnies page is, in fact, too big. I mean, with how serious the world is, I don’t see how we can, in good conscience, devote an entire page to amusement. LOMGS (that stands for Like Oh My Gosh Seriously), life is too...
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Recrudescence
By Aaron Kaufmann • Sep 16th, 2009 • Category: funniesHow many of you remember that little column that used to be run in the Record called "Inside/Outside Voices"? And no, I am not talking about those little guys that like to talk to me when no one else is around . . . just a sec. "No Bob, I can't go to Disneyland with you...
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