"We need a little comic relief, so I'm going to show you an explicit sex scene." -JoAnn Brant
"It's like some wild threesome... That's a bad analogy." - Kevin Gary
“If you want to be sitting in a chair, that’s okay. If you want to be holding a beer... 
Last Saturday I was elected “King of Goshen College” at Goshen's first-annual masquerade ball. Candidates were chosen based on the quality of their masks, and I was elected through a complex cheering process. I'd like to acknowledge that the stunning mask I wore was... 
John Miller hasn’t always considered himself an artist. “I didn’t realize that what I did with my food could be considered art,” he said over a meal at the Rott. “Now that I consider it art, it is.”
Miller, a junior physics major, has been making faces out of... 
By: Kate Friesen and Jessie Gotwals, Contributing Funnies Writers
As a way to support the local Goshen economy, we go to the Brew every Tuesday. One particular day, we were working hard on hdubz (homework, that is) when all of a sudden we heard from the table next to us... 
